10 Steps to the Perfect Blow Job

I created 10 Steps to the Perfect Blow Job as a short and concise guide for lovers all over the globe.   Most men love nothing more than no-strings-attached oral sex.    It’s a perfect gift for any occasion and I can personally guarantee it will be the one item that definitely isn’t returned for another size.  Keep your lover satisfied and surprised with this generous offering whenever the mood is right.

 

  1. Wear something that shows cleavage! You can also keep a hair tie around your wrist, if needed. A ponytail will give him an unobstructed view.
  2. What to say – in your own words, make sure your man knows this is all for him, it’s blow job time and you expect nothing in return. You can even tease him with this earlier in the day, with a suggestive text or phone call.
  3. Before you do anything, drink something that will hydrate your mouth or have a sugary treat- this usually makes lots of slippery spit!
  4. Location, location, location – while every man might have his own special place, i’ve found positioning the blow job in front of a mirror, or at least with a view of a mirror, will give your man a whole new dimension.  He has all the excitement of getting a blow job plus he can watch it from different angles.
  5. Start slow. Tongue only.  No hands.  Tease him into full arousal.  If he’s already aroused, make him want it even more.
  6. Lick, then swirl your tongue around the head of his cock. Experiment with different tongue techniques. Don’t forget the balls.  Then slowly, slowly, slowly slide your mouth down his shaft.
  7. Deep throat.  (Do not do this on a full stomach.)  Deep throat until you conjure up that wet, gooey saliva.  Stop and look at up and tell him how much you love his cock.
  8. Once his cock is soaked with your saliva, use your hands.  Both of them.  Everywhere.  Let your hands be an extension of your mouth.  Cork screw.  Hold the base of his penis with one hand, while masturbating him with the other.  Don’t stop sucking.  Massage his balls.  Lightly push on his perineum.  If he likes ass play, play with his ass. Read his body language, and respond accordingly.
  9. Slow down.  It will drive him crazy.  Let him guide your mouth and your head.  Relax and let your man fuck your mouth and hands at his own rhythm.
  10. When he starts to cum, don’t stop.  If you don’t want to swallow, he will never know.  Use his cum with your saliva to stroke him. Suck and rub his cock with both hands and all your saliva until he stops moving.

 

 

 

 

50 Ways to Seduce Your Lover

50 Ways to Seduce Your Lover is a quick reference guide to set the stage for intimacy.  Morning, noon or night, your partner will be delighted with these simple ideas that let them know you’re in the mood.  Flatter your lover with desire and the sentiment will be returned more times than not.  These tips can be done at home or on the road, they are simple, easy on the budget and very effective.  Pick one that appeals to you and let the games begin.

    1. Role Play  (i.e. nurse, cheerleader, the beautiful stranger)
    2. Send him sexy pictures via text
    3. Give him/her a sensual massage with oil
    4. Give him the  remote control to your vibrating panties
    5. Go commando
    6. Set the stage to have an adult movie playing when he gets home from work
    7. Wear lingerie

  1. Send suggestive texts
  2. Join your partner in the shower
  3. Go to bed naked
  4. Wake him/her up with oral sex
  5. Walk around the house naked
  6. Perform a strip tease
  7. Read erotica to each other
  8. Watch an Xrated movie together and copy what they’re doing on the screen
  9. Kiss their neck
  10. Go bra-less
  11. Smile / wink
  12. Masturbate in front of your mate
  13. Share a sexual fantasy
  14. Slip a pair of panties in his briefcase
  15. Bite your lip
  16. Wear his shirt with nothing else
  17. Wear his favorite perfume
  18. Show up naked in a trench coat
  19. Surprise him with a Lap Dance
  20. Suck her/his fingers or toes
  21. Do your early morning yoga naked
  22. Breakfast in bed that he can eat off of you
  23. Reach under the dinner table and gentle run your fingers over the outline of his cock
  24. Sneak him into the dressing room at a store as you’re trying on clothes for a quickie
  25. Drop something right in front of him, bend over and graze your butt against his cock
  26. Oral Sex in the car while driving
  27. Initiating sex after a workout
  28. Wrestle with your mate
  29. Let your lover choose positions from a kama sutra book then get to work
  30. Watch her get dressed
  31. Cook his favorite meal in nothing but high heels and an apron
  32. Show up for a nooner
  33. Create sex coupons and leave them throughout the house
  34. Masturbate in the passenger seat while they’re driving
  35. Sex in an airplane (works best in first class!)
  36. Oral sex in the movies
  37. Stroke them with satin/faux fur gloves
  38. Feed him tasty treats with your fingers
  39. In a very public place, lean over and whisper into their ear how much you want them
  40. Suck on phallic shaped objects like lollipops or bananas in his presence
  41. Play Dress Up
  42. Wait for him to come home in nothing but his tie and high heels
  43. Take a bubble bath together

The ‘Big O’

“I never orgasm from intercourse, only from a vibrator or when I play with myself, occasionally from oral sex, but never when my boyfriend and I are having sex. He always gets upset and thinks that he’s doing something wrong. What should I do/tell him?”   -Julie,26

Real Guy says:

Sex is about two things for a man; his orgasm, and his ability to make you orgasm. Most men won’t consider sex satisfactory unless both of you cross the finish line. Is his technique top-notch? In other words, have you climaxed with others? If so, he might want to consider some type of self-help video or book. After all, nobody is born with the ability to get a woman off. You might also want to give your bf control of the vibrator when you have sex. Explain that not all women climax the same way. Just as some women are loud, and others are more controlled, some women take longer than others to orgasm (sometimes a LOT longer, by the way). Either way, if your bf has the vibrator, he will regain some semblance of control when it comes to your orgasm.